Occupation: 'Domestic engineer' in the Simpsons home.


Home address: 742, Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA.


Claims to fame: Once had a day named after her - "Marge Simpson Day" and also known for her home-made marshmallow squares.


Turn-ons: Ringo Starr, Homey in a toga, and candlelight dinners at the Gilded Truffle.


Turn-offs: Waxy yellow build-up, swearing in the bathroom, and people who say yes but mean no.


Description: Marge is the thread that holds the Simpsons family together, the laundry detergent that keeps them clean, and the high-powered rotary buffer that leaves them with a clear protective finish. She is the most loving of the Simpsons, easy to find from her large hive of blue hair(also a good place to hide the family savings in!)


Most likely to say: "I don't think that would be a very good idea Homey."